My husband, Jake, had to park our car himself, which, okay, fine. But then we walked up those grand steps in our fancy outfits (me wobbling in the heels I’d spent way too much on), and instead of being greeted by a smartly dressed wedding coordinator, we found Sarah, the bride, practically vibrating with nervous energy.

“Oh thank God you’re here!” She grabbed my arm, her French manicure digging into my skin. “We need to talk to you guys right away.”

Jake shot me a look that clearly said, What now?

All I could do was shrug back at him. We didn’t know the couple very well, and I’d suspected from the moment I saw the invitation that Sarah and Tom only invited us to fill up space at the wedding.

Boy, was I wrong! The real reason we were there was much more insulting.

Sarah and Tom, her soon-to-be husband, pulled us into a side room where a handful of other guests were already gathered. That’s when they dropped the bomb.

“So, funny story,” Tom started, tugging at his bow tie. “We, uh, had some last-minute issues with the staff…”

Sarah cut in, words tumbling out rapid-fire. “Basically, we don’t have any. No caterers, no bartenders, nobody to serve or clean up. But!” Her voice went up an octave. “We thought, who better to help us than our dearest friends?”

I felt my jaw literally drop. Jake’s hand found mine and squeezed — hard.

“You want us to… work at your wedding?” someone asked. It might’ve been me. Everything was a bit fuzzy.

“Not work, silly!” Sarah laughed, but it had a manic edge. “Just help us out. As a favor. We’ve got it all organized!”

“Please, guys.” Tom gave us all a pleading look. “We hate having to ask you, but we really don’t have any other choice.”

I sighed and looked at Jake. I could see he was thinking the same thing I was.

“Okay, we can help you out,” I said, “but you really should try to get hold of some people to replace the staff—”

“Oh, yeah, sure. Already on it!” Tom said as he started handing out printed lists. Actual, honest-to-God task lists. I skimmed mine in disbelief: “Set up chairs post-ceremony,” “Serve appetizers,” “Check/clean bathrooms hourly.” Hourly?

“Just do what it says on the lists and, uh, we’ll let you know when the replacement staff gets here,” Sarah chirped.

“This can’t be real,” Jake muttered next to me. “They’ve got to be joking.”

But Sarah’s face said otherwise. Her eyes had that steely glint that meant she’d made up her mind, and God help anyone who argued.

What could we do? Walk out? Make a scene? These were our friends, and we were already here, dressed up and ready for a party. So we did what any normal, conflict-avoiding people would do — we awkwardly got to work.

Big mistake. Huge.

The ceremony was beautiful, I’ll give them that. But the minute Sarah said, “I do,” she morphed from blushing bride to drill sergeant.

“Okay, people! We need this place reception-ready in twenty minutes!” She was clapping her hands like we were kindergarteners at cleanup time. “Chop chop!”

I found myself lugging chairs across the lawn in my designer dress while Jake carried out tables. Then we had to set the tables while Sarah watched with an eagle eye.

It could still have been fun, one of those bonding experiences where everyone chips in to help out. The sort of thing you laugh about later.

But, between Sarah’s barked orders and the fact that all the newlyweds’ family members were sitting in the shade, sipping champagne, it soon became clear that our help was not appreciated.

Her mother even had the nerve to call out, “Careful with those centerpieces, dear. They’re very expensive.”

Yeah, lady? So was my time.

Jake appeared at my elbow, his face red from moving tables. “Having fun yet, honey?”

I just grunted, trying to arrange flowers without crushing them. “Did you see the bride’s cousin Karen? She hasn’t moved from her seat once.”

“Too busy complaining that her mojito isn’t minty enough. Which reminds me — I’m on bathroom duty in ten minutes.”

“Lucky you. I’ve got to go serve the ‘locally sourced, artisanal’ appetizers.” I made air quotes with my fingers. “You know what that means, right? They’re trying to make cheese cubes from Costco sound fancy.”

Jake snorted, then quickly straightened up as Sarah swooped by, eyeing us critically.

“The napkins need to be folded into swans,” she informed us. “I left a YouTube tutorial running on my phone in the kitchen.”

As she click-clacked away, I heard her stage whisper to her maid of honor, “I don’t know why they’re being so slow. It’s not that hard.”

That was the moment I snapped.

During a brief water break (which Sarah graciously allowed us while simultaneously reminding us that “hydrated servers are efficient servers”), I gathered our fellow indentured servants in the kitchen.

“This is insane,” I hissed, careful to keep my voice down. “We’re guests, not staff!”

Nods all around. Emily, who’d been stuck manning the bar, looked close to tears. “I had to Google how to make an Old Fashioned. Three times.”

“Is there any update on when the replacement staff will get here?” Shaun asked.

“I don’t think there’s any replacement staff, besides us,” I replied.

“And we’re all supposed to be giving them thousand-dollar gifts?” Jake added. “After this?”

That’s when the lightbulb went off.

“Maybe we shouldn’t,” I said slowly. “Maybe our ‘services’ should count as our gift.”

The kitchen erupted in whispers. Some looked uncertain, but most were nodding eagerly.

“My feet are killing me,” Emily said. “I could really use that thousand bucks for a spa day after this.”

“Either I keep my money, or I’m going to invoice them for this,” Kelly chipped in.

We hatched our plan quickly, knowing we’d be missed if we stayed away too long. For the rest of the reception, we played our parts. We served, cleaned, and ensured Sarah’s grandma always had a fresh gin and tonic. But now, there was a glint of rebellion in our eyes.

Finally, the moment arrived. Sarah and Tom sat in their elaborate chairs, ready to open gifts. I stepped forward as our designated spokesperson.

“Sarah, Tom,” I began, my voice carrying across the room. “We, your dear friends, had all planned to give you generous gifts today. About a thousand dollars each, actually.”

Sarah beamed. Tom looked a bit confused.

“However,” I continued, “we’ve decided to keep that money as payment for our services tonight.”

The silence was deafening. Sarah’s face went from pink to red to nearly purple. “Services?” she spluttered. “But you’re our friends! This was just a small favor!”

She stood up, gesturing wildly. “I can’t believe you’d be so, so mercenary! This is our wedding day!”

In her agitation, she took a step backward. And that’s when it happened.

The wedding cake, a towering monstrosity of fondant and flowers, had just been wheeled out behind her.

Sarah’s heel caught in her dress, she windmilled her arms, and then… splat.

It was like slow motion. Sarah disappeared into a cloud of white frosting and cake layers. When the dust settled, she was sitting in a pile of crushed cake, her perfectly styled hair now topped with a fondant flower.

For a moment, nobody moved. Nobody breathed.

Then Sarah let out an enraged shriek that probably scared birds from their nests three counties over.

I’d love to say we were all mature about it and that we offered help or showed concern. But the truth is, we laughed. We laughed until we cried, our sides, and Sarah’s screams of rage nearly drowned us out.

As she flailed in the ruins of her cake, Tom trying unsuccessfully to help her up, we made our exit. Twenty-five guests-turned-servants, walking out with our dignity and our money intact.

In the parking lot, someone suggested going for drinks. We wanted real drinks made by actual bartenders. We could still hear Sarah’s voice carrying on the night air as we drove away.

I think it’s safe to say we won’t be invited to their anniversary party. But honestly? That’s just fine by me.

Sometimes the best wedding gift you can give is a lesson in respect. And if it comes with a side of cake-covered karma? Well, that’s just the icing on top.

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